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Offline big fat ugly jed.survivorsucks

  • Name: Jed
  • Age: 61
  • Gender: Male
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Quality Writing

As I Lay Eating

Rudolph the Red-Nose Flicker

My Friend Nose-Flicka

Gone With The Long-Winded

The Call of the Donuts

The Three Musketeers Bar

Beyond Good and Plenty

The Taming of 2Manchew

The Great Fatsby

The Fat In The Hat

Eats Shoots and Purloined Candy Bars

Farewell to Abs

Save The Last Donut For Me

Super Sized Me

The Sundress Also Rises

20,000 Pounds Under the Belt

One Fish, Two Fish, Jed Fish, Blue Fish

Jed and The Giant Peach Pie

Jeddi Fatstocking

The Sound of the Fatty

A Farewell To Skinny Arms

One Turd Short of A Pantload

I am a old, fat balding man, with no prospects and a bad internet rep. I was borne from a greasy one night stand between Sara Lee and Jimmy Dean (from pure pork sausage fame)!

Right from the horse's mouth:

You're guided by one principle i.e. do you want something and can you get away with taking it. If you want to look in someone's personal directory and the door is open, you go in. If you want to take someone's picture from one board and post it at your board for the retarded choir/Immoral Minority, to ridicule -- you do it. It's the same sense of entitlement that allows you to burn copies of DVDs at a rate of eight per day and then criticize Netflix for not letting you steal faster. Even your enablers have to realize you're one of the biggest hypocrites around. It's been more than amply demonstrated.

I deliberately used your personal information in a hypothetical designed to trap you.

Definition of my cheese-curd ladened head: a place to go where even smoke can't get

Retarded Choir and Unpaid Therapists

big fat ugly jed has 470 percent body fat above the neck

For my mom

I was thinking of her even when I was up on the colonic table this morning imaging myself as a Squaw hiding in the bushes; biting down on a rag to keep from crying while the calvary ransacked and torched the village.

Rolling 60s Douche Bags

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    onewildcat

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    For those celebrating Halloween.
    Have a safe and wonderful Holiday!


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    cheesydork

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    RyanED

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    Here's some Kudos for you.

    Take care and thank you!

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    PiggiesR4Me

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    10/28/08

    I hope your having a Terrific Tuesday!!!

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    onewildcat

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    10/22/08

    PEEK-A-BOO: STOPPED
    IN TO WISH YOU A HAPPY DAY!!
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    LadyHawwk

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    10/18/08

    Good mornin! Just wanted to stop in and leave a little hello and wish you a wonderful weekend

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    onewildcat

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    onewildcat

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    Feel free to stop by Wildcats Playground for Friday night chat, 7:00pm EST.
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    Downy

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    GnarlsInCharge

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    09/16/08

    With a name like Jed you should be a Governor.
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    PiggiesR4Me

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    09/11/08

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    onewildcat

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  14. 08/13/08

    Have a great day~
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    msmarti

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    Hello from Our Country Home to yours! Have a great weekend!
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    Basiate

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    08/04/08

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    platoshrimp

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  19. 07/24/08

    Sorry for the late reply. Been busy the last few months. Thanks for the Kudo! image
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    onewildcat

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    ♥ If I could catch a rainbow

    I would do it just for you
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    And share with you its beauty

    On the days you're feeling blue.


    If I could build a mountain

    You could call your very own;
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    A place to find serenity,

    A place to be alone.


    If I could take your troubles

    I would toss them in the sea,
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    But all these things I'm finding

    are impossible for me.


    I cannot build a mountain

    Or catch a rainbow fair,
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    •*..¨..*• .¸??.•*..¨..*•.
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    But let me be what I know best,

    A friend who's always there.

    Send One to All Your Friends Who You Think
    ~~**~~~ Deserve A Hug~~**~~

    Hugz (Onewildcat)

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